Anonymous asked:
But Doctor we cannot wait for time!
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TIME, LOBOTOMITE.
FEAR MY SCIENCE!
NO LOBOTOMITES ALLOWED.
globalsoftpirka asked:
I volunteer for the experiment.
EXCELLENT. YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE AS I INVENT THE SCIENCE AND CONSTRUCT THE TECHNOLOGY. HAVE A SEAT IN THE HALL AND I’LL CALL YOU WHEN WE’RE READY. IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW YEARS AT MOST.
THERE SHOULD STILL BE A CHAIR OUT THERE AS I RECALL.
(Source: dabuschckah)
WELL NOW I’M CURIOUS.
ATTENTION LOBOTOMITES OF BIG MOUNTAIN! IT IS I, DOCTOR KLEIN!
I REQUIRE TEST SUBJECTS. I AM GOING TO TEST TIME MANIPULATION ON LIVING ORGANISMS. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE SPED UP TIME IN CONTROLLED AREAS ON YOUR BODIES.
I WILL BE DOING A GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE. YOU WILL BE THERE ALSO.
I think maybe the anon is trying to say that you must construct additional pylons.
WHY IS THIS LOBOTOMITE OBSESSED WITH PYLONS?
LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL LOBOTOMITES, AND CERTAIN RESEARCHERS, DALA, THAT I AM NOT HERE TO INDULGE YOUR SICK FETISHES. DISGUSTING.
Anonymous asked:
Do you ever go on vacation?
BAH! MY RESEARCH IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT TO LEAVE FOR ANY AMOUNT OF TIME, LOBOTOMITE.
Anonymous asked:
Do you happen to have the time?
THE TIME FOR WHAT? UNLESS YOU’RE ASKING ME IF I HAVE TIME IN A PHYSICAL SENSE, TO WHICH I WOULD HAVE TO SAY NO. NOT SURE WHAT I’D EVEN DO WITH TIME IN A PHYSICAL FORM. HMM…POSSIBLY…TEST TIME MANIPULATION EFFECTS IN A CONTAINED AREA, PERHAPS ON SOME TEST SUBJECTS, YES…
Anonymous asked:
You need more pylons!
NONSENSE! OUR ELECTRICITY SUPPLY HERE AT THE DOME IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE.
Anonymous asked:
Which part of the brain is best left or right?
BOTH ARE NEEDED TO BE SURE. THEY TEND TO FUNCTION BEST WHEN WORKING TOGETHER. NOT SURE IF THAT MEANS THEY’RE BOTH EQUALLY GOOD OR IF ONE IS CHEATING OFF THE OTHER.
HMM..THIS WILL REQUIRE INVESTIGATION. GOING TO NEED SOME LOBOTOMITES, I THINK.
Anonymous asked:
Whats better than a triceratops?
THAT WOULD BE A LONG LIST.
